1. Come hungry. This sandwich is HUGE.
2. Don’t let your jaw drop when the sandwich comes. Confidence is key.
3. Press on the top of the bun to try to compress the sandwich.
4. Place the tenders that fell out in Step 3 back on the sandwich.
5. Prepare to eat the sandwich by stretching your lips and opening your mouth as wide as possible, then closing, then opening. Repeat 3-5 times.
6. Gather the sandwich in both hands and try to get it from the plate to your mouth without dropping a chicken tender.
7. If step 6 is impossible, cut the sandwich in two sections and try again.
8. Make sure you sample the fried baked potatoes along the way.
9. Save room for Grandma’s shortcake and some French Press coffee.
10. Repeat this exercise weekly. Super Chicken Club “curls” are replacing “20 ounce curls” at an astonishing rate. Of course they could be done together for maximum benefit.

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